What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 06:14

Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”